05 September 2009

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abah tak de.
g kelantan.
sangat tak suke bile abah kene g jauh,walaupun sementara..
aku risau..
erm..aku anak yg baik kan?huhu..

waktu aku tulis entri ni,mak dah kuar.
kuar g ane?
katenya g beli surat khabar.
yup,mak pasti g beli papers pastu borak2 dgn kawankawan berjamjam.
xpe r..
aku tak kisah.
janji mak happy.
aku tau mak bosan.
kalu aku jadi surirumah tangga,duk memerap je kat umah pun aku bosan.
silapsilap gila terus.huhu

ain?
saat ni tengah membuta.
siot betol!
aku kejutkan solat subuh pun tak nak bangun.
ah..suke ati kau.
hal kau dengan tuhan.

kaklang?
dia pun same.
solat subuh?erm...
lantak r.
biar je r dia tido.
dia bangun pun bukan leh tolang basuh kain ke,kemas umah ke.
keje harian dia,tengok tv-main comp-wat keje skolah yg entah pe2 entah.


aku..
abah tak da,aku r bos. ngee...
siotkan?
bos pun,jap g aku kene wat keje.
basuh baju.
kemas umah.
kemas dapur.
ampai kain.
jadi drebar mak aku g kedai.
kadi drebar diorang balik kampung.
erm..bosan.bosan.

eh.
korang nak tau something.baca nie.agak benar kalu korang fikir2 balik.hu3.


Classic Definitions
Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at theother.
Love affairs
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popularthan a five day test.
Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a womangains her master
Divorce
Future tense of marriage
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer tothe notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he gotthe biggest piece.
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated byfeminine water-power ..
Dictionary
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagreeslater on.
Ecstasy
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have neverfelt before.
Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc...
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide thatnothing can be done together.
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actuallylook forward to the trip.
Opportunist
A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist
A person who while falling from the Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I amnot injured yet."
Pessimist
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of thefirst letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your Confidence afterwards.
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

sekian..
entri yg merepek.
erm..pe2 je r..

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